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Foul Mouth Female™ :

I go by many other names like; Foul Mouth Female™, Wee, Bitch, Asshole, and sometimes I get a solid cÜnt from the ones that love me most. No seriously, some people really hate me! I just recently quit working in surgery. I currently own three companies. I've worked in radio, I am a mother to two boys, and a wife. I have always been the brutally honest one in all my groups of friends, which in turn usually leads to less friends.. meh... how it goes I suppose.

"Cussing is my first language, I'm still working on my English." -Foul Mouth Female™

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I have been on this spinning rock for going on 34 years. I have been through some shit. I have seen some shit. Things that most would not be able to handle. Well, if you spoke to my Psychologist, he would tell you I am not handling it correctly, but being filled with some of the darkest humor is one of my best social features, in my opinion.  

I have done so many different things, and lived numerous different lives, I honestly should write a book. Speaking of, thats one of my biggest flaws is... I have a million dreams and even more goals. Ive made plans to write books, even started many. I have tried to do a podcast, but I don't like the format. I have tried a youtube channel and, well I was just to lazy to keep up with it, editing is for the birds! I was going to be a musician, recorded songs in a studio, put it on my music myspace, and that was the end of that. I was a dancer, not ballet, and to toot my own horn... I killed that. I have modeled and still do, just not full time. I have been published on websites and in magazines, but never pushed hard to go further for it. Now I model for fun and... for the gram!

I feel most days like I am supposed to be saving the world, and that may be because I'm a cancer. But out of all those things, being in front of a video camera, speaking my mind, making people smile and laugh and sticking up for the underdog, is by far my most favorite thing in the world. I love making raw videos (Instagram stories, Facebook lives, and TikToks) that people truly enjoy and share with their friends to help bring a laugh or even just a smile. I like to challenge people's frame of mind and how they think. I love having reasonable ADULT debates. I have the most open mind and I like when people can make me stop and think. So if you find any of the intriguing or entertaining, I hope you follow along on my social media pages and come here when I finally get all my shit together. Oh, and we are officially besties now. 

 Dark and twisty is the new Gold

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